Qalandar’s Note on CATWOMAN (English; 2012)

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There’s a charming super-hero film, centered on a sassy-yet-restrained heroine, a cat-burglar who never loses her sense of humor or poise no matter what is happening to the world around her, who prefers the company of hookers and low-lifes to the dull and dreary of Official Gotham.

Alas, Christopher Nolan didn’t make that film. Or perhaps, we should be grateful he didn’t make “Catwoman,” for fear that Selina Kyle’s dark past overwhelm her verve. Instead, he’s made The Dark Knight Rises, a film where Kyle is able to do what she does best — steal the show, right from everyone else’s nose. Anne Hathaway, who plays Selina Kyle, a.k.a. Catwoman, in Nolan’s trilogy-ending monument of a film, is that kind of actress: she’s no male fantasy of guns and boobs (a la Angelina Jolie’s Lara Croft in Tomb Raider (2001)), nor the glamorous ice princess of Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman in Batman Returns (1992); she’s the wide-mouthed girl next door who just happens to be a very good actress, and always intelligently so (I doubt Hathaway could convincingly play a dunce). It’s fitting that Hathaway’s first scene features her in the slinky costume of a French maid, getting the better of Christian Bale’s hobbling Bruce Wayne, before back-flipping out of Wayne Manor and into the car of a lecherous Congressman (Brett Cullen): none of the sombre (read: dull) or (in the case of the Congressman) dim-witted men who make up the rest of the cast can hold a candle to her nimbleness. This isn’t method acting — we see her coming a mile away — just darn good fun, the way costumed characters are supposed to be. I enjoyed The Dark Knight Rises in direct proportion to Hathaway’s presence — when she wasn’t on-screen, I found the film plodding.

…which brings me to Batman. As I’ve grown older, I’ve lost my taste for Frank Miller-style philosophizing by way of a man in tights; instead, the Batman I find most appealing is the detective (with more than a dash of the occult) immortalized by Denny O’Neil and Neal Adams in the 1970s, as much a descendant of nineteenth century sleuths and adventurers like Sherlock Holmes and the protagonists of H. Rider Haggard’s fiction as of Golden Age super-hero comic books. (Just think about how many staples of the Batman Universe were born or re-born at the hands of O’Neil and Adams: Ra’s-al-Ghul; Two-Face (“Half an Evil”); and even Joker — “The Joker’s Five-Way Revenge”). This isn’t to deny Miller’s seminal contribution to the Batman mythos (even if his most important legacy seems to have been enabling adults to consume the Batman guilt-free, as it were), but merely to remind everyone that there is a more fun way to do the Batman — in fact, I like Miller’s work more for what it enabled those after him (such as the duo of Marv Wolfman/Jim Aparo) to achieve, in combining the seriousness of purpose Miller brought to the character with the zaniness inherent in the notion of costumed crime-fighters, than for anything in his Batman comics (Miller’s first run on Daredevil, ah, that’s another matter).

Director Christopher Nolan doesn’t agree, and never more so than in The Dark Knight Rises, a film so drunk on trite metaphysics only Hathaway remembers to let her hair down and have any fun. The problem is compounded because the story — years after the action in The Dark Knight (2008), with Bruce Wayne now a recluse — means that Christian Bale is much less attractive than he was in the first two films, his playboy avatar barely to be seen. And this time the baddies aren’t psychos so much as a cabal that wants to bring Gotham to its knees as a kind of punishment, with Batman’s defeat and banishment from Gotham merely the first part of the plan. Given that Gary Oldman’s Commissioner Gordon is as boring as ever, and with neither Aaron Eckhart nor Heath Ledger, hardly any Cilian Murphy (at the risk of blasphemy, my favorite villain in any Batman film; his few minutes here at the helm of a Robespierrean “people’s court” are magical, and given that he’s made an appearance in every film in the trilogy, one could be forgiven for seeing in him the presiding imp of Nolan’s world, were it not for the director’s marked preference for more workmanlike characters), and Tom Hardy’s Bane weighed down by all of Nolan’s muddled political messages — a film largely free of either Wayne or Batman for very long stretches (much longer than any in the preceding two films) could hardly be expected to escape the quagmire. It does not: The Dark Knight Rises sinks into turgidity with every hour, and no amount of slow-talking close-ups, nor Marion Cotillard’s wasted loveliness, can rescue it.

Nolan’s Batman is himself all about high-technology and Triumph of the Will — what detective-work there is falls to the lot of John Blake (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) of the Gotham police department, reminiscent of the Dick Grayson (Robin/Nightwing) of the mid-1990s (who himself became a cop), and a welcome presence in this film. Batman is content to evoke oohs and aahs from his audience (both on-screen and off-) by means of bikes with impossible tires and pirouettes, and choppers that look like vehicles for an alien invasion — so much for leaving the 1950s behind. If a common thread ran through the work of O’Neill/Adams and Miller, it was the desire to strip away the encrustations that had come to obscure the DC comics myths in decades past (Krypto the Super Dog is simply untenable). Nolan, inoculated by Miller’s seriousness, re-imports far too many accoutrements — this time, not in the service of 1950s- and 1960s-style childishness so much as to embed Batman in the fabric of law enforcement civic society. His Batman isn’t a masked vigilante, but the conscience of Official Gotham, a public service message in black leather — well, I prefer Catwoman’s tights.

For all that, The Dark Knight Rises remains a deeply impressive film, not just in its use of the IMAX format (much has been made of the action sequences, but the aerial and wide-canvas shots are just as impressive), but in Nolan’s devotion to old-fashioned, big ticket moviemaking. There are film industries all over the world, but Nolan remains faithful to the idea that Hollywood can mount a spectacle like none other, and that the industry ought not to cheapen the value of its spectacles by making them soulless exhibitions for the latest technology. In the sense of wonder it evokes, in its scale, and the knowledge that great action sequences — such as the one at the start of the film — are as much about choreography and editing as about technology, The Dark Knight Rises is part of an endangered breed in Hollywood. I doubt we’ll be seeing its like any time soon.

22 Responses to “Qalandar’s Note on CATWOMAN (English; 2012)”

  1. WOw…. i saw it yesterday… i did like it more than you though…

    it was a pleasure reading it, especially hathaway part…. i loved her in the film!

    ps- isnt it ironic (spoilers……………………. ) batman doesnt kill Bane, but it is the catwoman who gets the honor!

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  2. LOL. Love the title. Your piece is also completely on the money in every sense Q.

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  3. PS — while watching the film I had a feeling Ra’s-al-Ghul’s lair would be in India, and it was confirmed when Bale makes his escape: if my memory of photos I have seen serves me correctly, that is Jodhpur/Mehrangarh fort, no?

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      • The Jodhpur fort reminded me of a film I recently saw, Vinod Khanna’s ‘Sarkari Mehmaan’- here the climax is shot in Jaipur’s ‘Jal Mahal’- I dunno if there is any other film which has been shot there

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    • Superb note. read somewhere that Obama saw the film and also thought Hathaway was the best! Then again this is election year and this could be yet another pitch for the female vote! Getting back to the film that first scene where she’s caught by Bruce Wayne (stealing the necklace) was really well done in terms of how her face gradually transforms from meek and apologetic to sly and brazen. Her body language is also pitch perfect here.

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    • ya it is and whole bol bachchan in that sequence in pit is also in bollywood style so do the movie which is like an indian movie

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  4. This was a beautiful note Q. Really your piece alongwith GF’s has covered all the points beautifully. I especially agree on Murphy and Miller’s works.(btw do u recall Clooney’s tits poking out of that costume in Batman and Robin)

    Also this line of yours is important- “and the knowledge that great action sequences — such as the one at the start of the film — are as much about choreography and editing as about technology, “—Exactly. And I instantly remembered the never ending climactic action sequence of Avengers which desperately required editing- so many things happened at once that it just became a bit absurd- i think these guys can also take a leaf out of the action scenes in Wuxia films of Hong Kong (Crouching Tiger, Hero) which are very impressively yet ‘neatly’ choreographed.

    The one major problem I have had with Miller’s Batman works, Nolan films and Burton’s Batman Returns (otherwise my fav Batman film) is that they all tried to put Batman in the ‘noir’ world- I mean no matter how hard you try, superheroes and film noir don’t go together. the very essence of noir is that there are no more heroes

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    • I’d easily take The Avengers of TDKR. That final assault on NYC sequence I found pretty arresting even if, yes, it doesn’t quite have the elegant choreography of Nolan’s work. But then The Avengers is less concerned with elegance in general – it’s more about controlling the circus. This film deserves props just for juggling as many balls (in the form of story threads and character arcs) as it does. We all saw the kind of miserable failure such multitasking risks with Raimi’s final Spiderman movie.

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      • GF I too would take Avengers as a film over TDKR (and would easily take Cap. Am and X Men- First Class over Avengers). And u right abt the last Raimi spidey film. Btw the new Spiderman is a much leaner and sharper work than the last one

        Btw GF have u written anything on Ardha Satya? And i think u may want to read this- https://satyamshot.wordpress.com/2012/08/10/saurabh-on-vijeta/#comment-177796

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        • Have not written anything on Ardh Satya beyond a stray comment here or there. That piece of yours I almost missed, thanks for bringing it to my attention. I’ll make sure to check it out soon.

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        • Was actually not talking about the piece (though it will be great if u read it in any case). Was bringing ur attention to the news of a sequel to Ardha Satya which Nihalani is planning to do

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        • +1 on X-Men First Class. What a remarkable film that was! Should watch it again sometime soon. And yes, I’d take it over both Avengers and TDKR I think.

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  5. Great note,Q.
    Have always liked Hathaway and she is brilliant here.
    I should admit I liked the film a bit more than you on the first viewing but not so much on second. The problems you mention were all too visible on the second viewing.
    BTW, found Marion Cotillard totally unattractive.

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    • Re: Marion Cotillard: you mean in general, or in this film? You’ve seen her in Public Enemies, right?

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      • LOL. Alex said something similar to what Rajen says here. Apparently this blindness to very obvious beauty is contagious! I don’t like Hathaway as much as you guys (or the president!) does, but Cotillard is a distinctive beauty and thought she was very good here even though her character doesn’t really get going until the very end!

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        • Re :Alex said something similar to what Rajen says here

          Damn.Shame on me.How could I??

          Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I find by and large this kind of French beauties leave me stone cold.

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  6. In general. Not my type. Neither here or in Public enemies or Inception. And that thing on her forehead is a big distracyion!

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  7. Aah yeah Neal Adams Batman… and more detective batman..hopefully in the next batman reboot

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  8. Nice note: will read properly later today
    > good to see someone (besides me) showing TDKR it’s real worth!
    > though personally felt even this was charitable to the corpulent pretentious mess it mostly was
    > Hathaway was undoubtedly the scene stealer — even Obama agreed and tactfully said that she was the best thing in the movie !!
    > Marion cotillard : a bigger fall after MIP
    > I felt that the use of IMAX wasnt optimum here ..
    > when Hathaway and the ‘bat’ vehicle is the scene stealer-one surely has missed sometimt on the way !!
    > just like a genuinely indigenous work like GOW was being traded with minutiae, this deserves a bigger drubbing !!!

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    • AA: not sure what this whole “indigenous” bit is. If you think people on this blog are harsher on films just because they’re Indian, I think you’ve been reading some other blog. It’s a completely manufactured issue to keep suggesting otherwise.

      Aside: what I (and some others) have been harsh on are the pretensions and rhetoric of certain filmmakers; the makers of The Avengers are unlikely to market their film as the greatest, most profound film ever made, but simply as a great spectacle/entertainment, etc. Whereas in Bollywood, more ridiculous statements can and do abound, and should, in my view, be called out. They are mocked not because they are “indigenous,” but because they are ridiculous.

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